Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...