Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.