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Programmer And An Engineer
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Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
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On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
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Love Old and Feeble
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The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...