Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...