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Blonde quickies 141-160
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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Knock Knock Biggish
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Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Inspecting the truck
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