The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.