Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Alabama License Application
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...