Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...