Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...