Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...