Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.