Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...