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One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
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Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
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Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...