How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...