Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...