Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...