Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...