Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...