THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.