Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...