Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...