Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...