Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...