The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...