I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...