Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
George Carlin funnies!
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