Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...