Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!