Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.