Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...