El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...