Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...