Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...