Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...