I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Thoughts from work
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What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...