Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...