The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes