yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...