What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
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Mother’s dictionary
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Arriving at Heaven
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Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Men & Women Compared!
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In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Bank robber stealing
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I\\\’m A Chicken
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