Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...