Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...