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Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
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A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
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Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
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You Must Be A Redneck If
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