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Olive, the 10th Reindeer
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The problems with golf
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Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
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Who owns the cows?
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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Naming your child
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