Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...