What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...