Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink