Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...