Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...