Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...