Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...