Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!